Dall'alto delle mie immense conoscenze matematiche... ^_^

"Reuters: London 28th August:-
A school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-gebra is a problem for us,' Reid said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x` and `y` and refer to themselves as `unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country.'

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister B Liar, speaking from his place of safety said:
'If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.' "